Traffic and the Mass Confusion there of!

I just have a couple of thoughts about traffic.

Number one - What idiot gets up on a Saturday morning and decides to go dick around on the freeway and get into an accident slowing down everybody else? I know, I know, it wasn't intentional that they got into an accident, but hey, its not like that bright red car just came out of nowhere.

Number two - Just because you drive some fully loaded luxury car doesn't mean that your blinker turns on by thought. you still have to make that effort and move your finger that one inch to turn on your blinker.

Number three - whose idea was it to put red blinkers on cars? In traffic its bad enough because everyone is stompin' on their breaks, then when people with these red blinkers try to get over, if your not paying attention, it just doesn't stick out, so bring back the yellow turn signals PLEASE!!

Number four - I don't care who the hell you are, wait your turn in the merge lane to merge like everyone else, don't cut down the shoulder, roll over the median, or what ever the hell your thinking about doing, just wait in line your turn will be coming up.

Number five - Rubbernecks, oh how I hate you. How in the hell does an accident that has been moved to the shoulder of the slow lane cause you fuckers in the fast lane to stop and look? 5 miles of traffic and for what? a fender bender? that is just complete and total bull shit!!!!!

Number six - Highway Patrol... need I say more? just because you have a gold star on your door doesn't give you the right to just cut people off for no apparent reason. or maybe it does, if so I need to go apply to be a Highway, cuz that would be a hell of a lot of fun.

Well theres my thoughts on traffic.

Peace out.

Blog numba two

Hi and welcome everybody to a new episode of.....DILL'S SPILL.

On today's episode, its the "joys" of school, I use that term loosely. Right now, its the end of one semester....FRIGGIN' SWEET!, and the beginning of a new one....Not so sweet. Because its a junior college, tuition doesn't run to high, but still having to pay for school sucks big time. The major difference I've noticed between college and high school, is that professors can release class early, and everybody loves that. Next semesters going to be a hell of a lot easier, no more night classes, and more online classes. I'm not going to be working as much, which is bitter sweet. on one hand I really enjoy not having to work, on the other hand everything is harder when you don't have money. I'm in a major debate with myself, I don't know weather or not I want to keep my books, sell them back to the school, or just throw them in a pile and burn them. Option three sounds like a hell of a lot of fun. I guess its the Pyro in me haha.

Well there's my spill on school. Don't get me wrong, just because school sucks, that doesn't mean I'm not any good at it. Finishing up the semester with mostly A's.

I'll end with a joke, in true Dill form. I'll make it Christmas related, to fit in with the season.

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy".

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

The third man answered "They're Carol's."

Throwin' a shout out to my home girl JELLY!!!

About Me

Hey all, and welcome to my first episode of Dill's Spill.

Here are 8 facts about myself, that yall might want to know.

1) I'm in my fresman year of college, enrolled at Las Positas Junior College, and I'm studying to become an engineer of some type. I've been thinkin' chemical, and thats mainly because i like to blow things up haha.

2) I got my first tattoo on the day of my 18th Birthday, took three hours on the table, man it stung like a bitch.

3) I'm sorta a pyro, I have started a collection of Zippos and Fireworks, i dont know if this is a good thing, only time will tell.

4) I am a born and raised california, from right smack dab in the middle. im from a small town that didnt even have a shopping mall till i was 6 years old.

5) I have a mastiff puppy named Moose.

6) I will try to cook anything on a BBQ, so far I've learned that eggs, rice, beans, and pancake batter don't really work unless you have a pot.

7) I have a major fear of bees. It has something to do with the fact that i was chased by a swarm of them through a parking lot, but ya.

8) Been playin SL sense '04, long time no? In my years of playing, I've met only a handfull of people that call dear friends. you all know who you are :D