Saturday, December 15, 2007

Traffic and the Mass Confusion there of!

I just have a couple of thoughts about traffic.

Number one - What idiot gets up on a Saturday morning and decides to go dick around on the freeway and get into an accident slowing down everybody else? I know, I know, it wasn't intentional that they got into an accident, but hey, its not like that bright red car just came out of nowhere.

Number two - Just because you drive some fully loaded luxury car doesn't mean that your blinker turns on by thought. you still have to make that effort and move your finger that one inch to turn on your blinker.

Number three - whose idea was it to put red blinkers on cars? In traffic its bad enough because everyone is stompin' on their breaks, then when people with these red blinkers try to get over, if your not paying attention, it just doesn't stick out, so bring back the yellow turn signals PLEASE!!

Number four - I don't care who the hell you are, wait your turn in the merge lane to merge like everyone else, don't cut down the shoulder, roll over the median, or what ever the hell your thinking about doing, just wait in line your turn will be coming up.

Number five - Rubbernecks, oh how I hate you. How in the hell does an accident that has been moved to the shoulder of the slow lane cause you fuckers in the fast lane to stop and look? 5 miles of traffic and for what? a fender bender? that is just complete and total bull shit!!!!!

Number six - Highway Patrol... need I say more? just because you have a gold star on your door doesn't give you the right to just cut people off for no apparent reason. or maybe it does, if so I need to go apply to be a Highway, cuz that would be a hell of a lot of fun.

Well theres my thoughts on traffic.

Peace out.

1 comment:

♥ JellyBean Madison ♥ said...

ROFL! In Cali, I had numerous bitches about Cal-Trans :p